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Hi Derek, I was excited to see this post from Alex in my inbox this morning. Not just because he's a great writer (it's a great post - everyone should read it!), but because I thought it would push Bill Maher's horrible rictus grin off the top of the FX homepage.

... Is there any way you can make that happen?

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Alex, I grabbed the full quote before you paraphrased it, but I figure I will post it anyway for posterity’s sake.

“I spent 33 years and four months in active military service and during that period I spent most of my time as a high class muscle man for Big Business, for Wall Street and the bankers. In short, I was a racketeer, a gangster for capitalism. I helped make Mexico and especially Tampico safe for American oil interests in 1914. I helped make Haiti and Cuba a decent place for the National City Bank boys to collect revenues in. I helped in the raping of half a dozen Central American republics for the benefit of Wall Street. I helped purify Nicaragua for the International Banking House of Brown Brothers in 1902-1912. I brought light to the Dominican Republic for the American sugar interests in 1916. I helped make Honduras right for the American fruit companies in 1903. In China in 1927 I helped see to it that Standard Oil went on its way unmolested. Looking back on it, I might have given Al Capone a few hints. The best he could do was to operate his racket in three districts. I operated on three continents.”

General Smedley D. Butler, War is a Racket

I loved the piece. In particular, I never quite realized the irony of the foreign policy of the United States in the first half of the 20th century, being called isolationist, considering that we sent the Marines into almost every nation in Latin America for everything from bananas to coffee. The arrogance of the Yanqui Pendejo is matched only by his ignorance, It seems.

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